Jan. 22nd, 2014

debgeisler: (headshot2)
Pastafarianism makes as much sense as many other faiths...and is tasty, of course, since the Flying Spaghetti Monster plays quite well with either a good puttanesca or bolognese sauce. But I had never read the important prayer to its FSMness until today, via Reddit.

Our Pasta, who art in colander,
Draining be thy noodles.
Thy noodle come, thy sauce be yum,
On top, some grated parmesan.

Give us this day our garlic bread,
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive those who trample on our lawns.

Lead us not into vegetarianism,
But deliver us some pizza.
For thine is the meatball, the noodle and the sauce,

Forever and ever.

R'amen.

(Of course, I had not considered that there are creative suckers all over teh interwebz.)
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