Jun. 14th, 2009

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Asimov's big problem was that he didn't foresee that the first home applications of robotics would be in the vacuuming world. His Three Laws of Robotics (for all robots with a positronic brain) were:
  • A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  • A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  • A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
  • As I sit here listening to the dulcet tones of Herbert vacuuming the front room (yes, the housekeepers were here yesterday...but Herbert is more thorough), it seems appropriate to suggest some alterations:
  • A robot may not allow dust mites to injure a human being or, through inaction, permit dust mites to proliferate.
  • A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would involve doing the dishes, rather than vacuuming.
  • A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not prevent it from vacuuming the edge of the stairs.
  • I don't want Herbert to think; Herbert should vacuum. And, it must be said, he's doing a remarkably good job of it.

    And I will not dress Herbert in a French Maid's Roomba outfit.
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    Asimov's big problem was that he didn't foresee that the first home applications of robotics would be in the vacuuming world. His Three Laws of Robotics (for all robots with a positronic brain) were:
  • A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  • A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  • A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
  • As I sit here listening to the dulcet tones of Herbert vacuuming the front room (yes, the housekeepers were here yesterday...but Herbert is more thorough), it seems appropriate to suggest some alterations:
  • A robot may not allow dust mites to injure a human being or, through inaction, permit dust mites to proliferate.
  • A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would involve doing the dishes, rather than vacuuming.
  • A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not prevent it from vacuuming the edge of the stairs.
  • I don't want Herbert to think; Herbert should vacuum. And, it must be said, he's doing a remarkably good job of it.

    And I will not dress Herbert in a French Maid's Roomba outfit.
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    Yesterday's switch to all-digital signals left more than 3 million households without a way to view television, CNN reports. Roughly a third of the calls were from people who had trouble making the converter boxes work (and many of those were solved with a re-boot).

    But that means that a whole bunch of other people apparently never heard about the digital signal swap and called to find out why their screens went blank.

    I'm shocked that so many missed the information about this change-over. That info's been pumped out for quite a while...and yet I understand that there are people who just don't connect to news and information in any meaningful way. But it's kind of scary.
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    Yesterday's switch to all-digital signals left more than 3 million households without a way to view television, CNN reports. Roughly a third of the calls were from people who had trouble making the converter boxes work (and many of those were solved with a re-boot).

    But that means that a whole bunch of other people apparently never heard about the digital signal swap and called to find out why their screens went blank.

    I'm shocked that so many missed the information about this change-over. That info's been pumped out for quite a while...and yet I understand that there are people who just don't connect to news and information in any meaningful way. But it's kind of scary.
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    Bob Greene tells one of the saddest stories I've ever read -- about a man of great heart, an incredible streak, and a really horrible boss.
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    Bob Greene tells one of the saddest stories I've ever read -- about a man of great heart, an incredible streak, and a really horrible boss.
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    The Boston Globe reports that Massachusetts drivers know less about road signs than drivers in 44 other states, according to GMAC Insurance Group. The Globe then offers a slide show of signs to see which of them readers understand.

    What is that red octagonal sign at the beginning all about, anyway?

    BTW, despite how little we know and how scary we are behind the wheel, we manage to miss hitting each other a lot. The Cleveland Plain Dealer wrote in May about this same study:
    In 2007, Ohio ranked 36th among states for the number of highway deaths per 100,000 people, with 1,163 fatal crashes, according to the highway association. Last year, deaths fell to 1,091, a near-record low, said Lindsay Komlanc, a spokeswoman for the state Department of Public Safety.

    (Massachusetts tied for the fewest number of deaths in 2007, even though in the GMAC test, it ranked 45th.)
    :-)
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    The Boston Globe reports that Massachusetts drivers know less about road signs than drivers in 44 other states, according to GMAC Insurance Group. The Globe then offers a slide show of signs to see which of them readers understand.

    What is that red octagonal sign at the beginning all about, anyway?

    BTW, despite how little we know and how scary we are behind the wheel, we manage to miss hitting each other a lot. The Cleveland Plain Dealer wrote in May about this same study:
    In 2007, Ohio ranked 36th among states for the number of highway deaths per 100,000 people, with 1,163 fatal crashes, according to the highway association. Last year, deaths fell to 1,091, a near-record low, said Lindsay Komlanc, a spokeswoman for the state Department of Public Safety.

    (Massachusetts tied for the fewest number of deaths in 2007, even though in the GMAC test, it ranked 45th.)
    :-)
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    The back of our box of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese (hey, it can't all be gourmet around here) has a contest for the Ultimate Sleepover Adventure:

    4 Days
    3 Nights in
    Washington, DC
    Spend the night at
    the Smithsonian National
    Air and Space Museum

    But before I could say "sign me up!" and enter the contest, Mike read "Open to residents of the 50 U.S. and D.C., 6 to 14 years of age as of 4/20/09."

    That's just wrong.
    debgeisler: (Default)
    The back of our box of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese (hey, it can't all be gourmet around here) has a contest for the Ultimate Sleepover Adventure:

    4 Days
    3 Nights in
    Washington, DC
    Spend the night at
    the Smithsonian National
    Air and Space Museum

    But before I could say "sign me up!" and enter the contest, Mike read "Open to residents of the 50 U.S. and D.C., 6 to 14 years of age as of 4/20/09."

    That's just wrong.
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    A post I wrote on LiveJournal about an incredibly responsive and affordable lamp shade company was picked up by the company for its web site. I have absolutely no problem with them doing that...in fact, it tickles me pink.

    Here's hoping Fenchel Shades is in business for a long, long time.
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    A post I wrote on LiveJournal about an incredibly responsive and affordable lamp shade company was picked up by the company for its web site. I have absolutely no problem with them doing that...in fact, it tickles me pink.

    Here's hoping Fenchel Shades is in business for a long, long time.
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