Dear National Weather Service

That rain you promised us? Why is it so white? Also deep?

Just as a hint, 4" of snow =/ rain.

No love,

Me.

Oh, pleasepleaseplease!

Donald Trump thinks conservatives should all move to Canada. And please take Rupert Murdoch with you!

To my Canadian friends: Sorry, but we'd rather not hold anyone back who wishes to emigrate.

Seducing the New Jersey governor to the dark side...

...continues apace.

Another budding bromance.