Dear FedEx Ground delivery person:
Mar. 3rd, 2008 04:55 pmI appreciate your work ethic and your desire to get our package to us as quickly as possible.
But if you ever ring my frickin' doorbell at 6:50 a.m. again, I will shoot out your truck tires. With my bow. And a flaming arrow.
Love,
Me
But if you ever ring my frickin' doorbell at 6:50 a.m. again, I will shoot out your truck tires. With my bow. And a flaming arrow.
Love,
Me