Dear FedEx Ground delivery person:
Mar. 3rd, 2008 04:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
debgeislerI appreciate your work ethic and your desire to get our package to us as quickly as possible.
But if you ever ring my frickin' doorbell at 6:50 a.m. again, I will shoot out your truck tires. With my bow. And a flaming arrow.
Love,
Me
But if you ever ring my frickin' doorbell at 6:50 a.m. again, I will shoot out your truck tires. With my bow. And a flaming arrow.
Love,
Me