I'd like to boost my blog's ratings

[debgeisler]

So what I need is for some crazy woman to have a very public meltdown right here. (No, I absolutely do not think that is what happened on BigAl's Books & Pals. I doubt he wanted to get more traffic badly enough to rent someone to melt down and go viral.)('Cuz if it was a stunt, he has a serious future in marketing.)

Pretty amazing how someone going totally nucking futs off on a blog can blow up into a viral nightmare.

Gotta love the intertubes.

(On the other hand, if you want to volunteer for the role of crazy person, just let me know.)

Comments

[frandowdsofa.livejournal.com]

If you give my job away to someone else, I shall zoom over there and hit you about the head with a stick of wet celery.

[debgeisler.livejournal.com]

Then you can stay to dinner. Bring John.

[terriwells.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I don't think I can do THAT level of crazy convincingly enough. Besides, I'm an editor; I'm not allowed to have that kind of meltdown. It plays hell with meeting deadlines.