Ah, the joys of vacuuming

[debgeisler]

I think this story from the UK Telegraph just sort of stands on its own:

A Polish worker has come up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner.

The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital's staff canteen.

A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its "nose".

The man has since been fired. Here's a picture of the Hoover cleaner model in question: