The hard question:

[debgeisler]

Which of my colleagues in the Counseling Center or in the Psychology Department deserves this lovely Sigmund Freud Wind-Up Pillow? Only $32.95 at the Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Relax & unwind with the father of psychoanalysis himself! Wind it up in the back and an old-fashioned music box plays the song 'Memories.'

*snicker*