The worst way to wake up

[debgeisler]

The best way to wake up is to discover that Mike has gotten up first, made coffee, put a cup on my bedside table, and there is soft music playing in the background. I think this "best way" may also involve the smell of cooking bacon wafting in from the kitchen.

A bad way to wake up is with a loud alarm clock, when it is still dark, and the bedroom is too cold, and the shower doesn't work so well, and just as I climb into the coldish shower to discover I'm out of soap, the light bulb blows in the bathroom.

The worst way to wake up? I think this would be it:

No singing robot heads for me, thanks. I would be forced to pummel them to a positronic death.

Comments

[sethb.livejournal.com]

You'd better hope they're positronic, so they let you.

[debgeisler.livejournal.com]

I do not see feet on those buggers. They might try to bite my ankles, but I'll wear high-heeled boots and do the flamenco.

Have Jeeves Wake You Up

[(Anonymous)]

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Michael Walsh

Re: Have Jeeves Wake You Up

[debgeisler.livejournal.com]

Don't. Want. Talking. Clock.

Even Stephen Fry. :-)