Dear FedEx Ground delivery person:

[debgeisler]

I appreciate your work ethic and your desire to get our package to us as quickly as possible.

But if you ever ring my frickin' doorbell at 6:50 a.m. again, I will shoot out your truck tires. With my bow. And a flaming arrow.

Love,

Me

Comments

[vettecat.livejournal.com]

Did you get up? I would have just pulled the quilt over my head...

[debgeisler.livejournal.com]

I got up, staggered around, was confused, announced to Mike as he came out of the shower, "someone rang the downstairs doorbell...I think it might have been a delivery person," and fell back into bed. It was too late to go back to sleep, however...

[vettecat.livejournal.com]

That is an obnoxiously early hour to ring someone's doorbell. Seriously.